What I Learned at Practice Last Night

Here's a complete run-down on how the members of Squeaky keep their armpits smelling fresh (or not):

Harry: Tom's of Maine, "Woodspice"
Karl: "old english? i think? i dunno."
Steve: Secret (Strong Enough for a Man, but Made for a Woman)
Danny: Has recently given up on wearing anything, as there's no point. He stinks no matter what he does.

Danny may have a point.

Please come see us sweat collectively, at Club 1982, Midtown Gainesville, FL, with Towers of Hanoi and Giuseppe, on Saturday February 21.